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Nothing exciting happened today...scratch that. The sun came out today and all the Washingtonians celebrated by (much to my displeasure) exposing their pasty, hairy white legs in their one pair of shorts. You'd think we'd elected a competent president the way people were smiling, finally being able to don their over-priced shades they bought the last time the sun had shown itself that one day last summer. 'Twas a sight indeed the sun.

In other news, I have recently been exposed to Scott "The Doctor"'s genius. Get your minds out of the gutter, you twats. I'm talking about "Borrocks." What is "Borrocks?" How can I put this...well, if you don't like that last email your boss sent you...Borrocks! If on IM your girlfriend tells you her girl friend is getting married and you might be suspecting she's...Borrocks! When your best buddy emails you about his trip to Florida and the 20 women he bagged. BORROCKS!!!

It's wit meets sushi. It's genius. It's Borrocks!