Friday, June 10, 2005

Poker Sucks

Former Champ Kicked out on First Hand
What the hell is it with all the poker losing? I mean, sheeeeit. Just no love in Seattle from the poker fairy for Jarold.

Both games, The Doctor went operating early on (thanks for that classic line, pete) only to eventually lose both games.

I noticed a certain Peter Cudmore didn't update his Read 'em and Weep standings. Could it be because the mighty hath fallen? Does it hurt so much to put another's name in the big, bold H1 size text at the top of the winner's mountain? Even Matt's erratic betting tactics weren't quite random enough to save him this night.

The beginner's magic rule is still valid, though. Stacey had "never played before" and seemed to take everyone's chips quite quickly. Oh, I've only got two pair. TWO pairs of twos. Oh, does that win? Hmmmmmm...you know, the way she shuffled cards like a Las Vegas Venetian black jack dealer should have been a clear hint.

But Stacey's "beginner's luck" didn't help her against the wrath of Eric who cleaned up both games and is now the current winnings leader with a profit of $100.

The last game was funny to have the 3 Americans left in the game. It is after all Texas Hold 'em and not Wales Hold 'em.

Oh, and Warren, you really shouldn't talk smack to people in the game when you've already been eliminated. I can't remember what Warren said to Stacey, but the conversation went something like...

Warren: [insert smart-alecky statement to Stacey]
Stacey: Do you remember how fast you got out?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I've updated read 'em and weep, but NO-ONE gets the H1 font except me! :-)

7:57 AM  
Blogger 3DSumoWrestler said...

I'm still barely above "The Doctor."

3:50 PM  

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